Connect dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from and your agent gets 4 tools, among them buy, get_product, search_products. It answers at https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp over streamable HTTP, and it listed its tools to an anonymous client, so no sign-in was needed for that. Our probes reached it 6 of 6 times since 11 September 2026; the last check, on 22 October 2026, succeeded.
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
Description as the publisher wrote it.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
buy | 'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke. Inputs: product_id, address |
get_product | Get details of one product by id (from search_products). Inputs: id |
search_products | Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'. Inputs: query, category |
track_order | Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale. Inputs: order_id |
Every block below points at https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp. Pick your client and copy.
claude mcp add --transport http dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"command": "npx",
"args": ["-y", "mcp-remote", "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"]
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"servers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"context_servers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"serverUrl": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}name: dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
version: 0.0.1
schema: v1
mcpServers:
- name: dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
type: streamable-http
url: https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"httpUrl": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can": {
"url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
}
}
}goose://extension?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdopamineshopping.com%2Fmcp&type=streamable_http&id=dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can&name=dopamine%20-%20the%20shop%20AI%20agents%20can%20buy%20from
It answered our last check on 22 October 2026 in 271 ms. Over 6 checks since 11 September 2026 it answered 6. Status here comes from Neuronto's own probes, not from the publisher.
4, as returned by the server's own tools/list on 14 September 2026: buy, get_product, search_products, track_order.
It answered our last check on 22 October 2026 in 271 ms. Over 6 checks since 11 September 2026 it answered 6.
Put the server under mcpServers in ~/.cursor/mcp.json with the URL https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp. The exact JSON is above, with the same setup for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, VS Code, Windsurf, Zed, Gemini CLI and the rest.
It listed its tools to an anonymous client, so reading the tool list needs no key. Individual tools can still ask for credentials in their own inputs.
Publisher: io.github.jobimdev. Endpoint host: dopamineshopping.com. ARD identifier: urn:air:io.github.jobimdev:mcp:dopamine-shop.
First indexed 10 September 2026. The tools are exactly what the server returned; nothing on this page
is inferred from its name. Ranking in Neuronto search is never for sale.