Professor Sausages — Web & Documents is a remote MCP server that gives an AI agent 12 tools, among them find_data, holidays, icon_search. It answers at https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web over streamable HTTP, and it listed its tools to an anonymous client, so no sign-in was needed for that. Our probes reached it 10 of 10 times since 5 September 2026; the last check, on 18 October 2026, succeeded.
Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.
Description as the publisher wrote it.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
find_data | Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and Inputs: task |
holidays | Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' counts open sessions in a range; view='year' Inputs: market, date, view, from, to, days |
icon_search | Semantic search across 12,900+ open-licensed icons (Lucide, Heroicons, Tabler, Feather, Simple Icons). Returns matches with the ids you can fetch as render-ready SVG. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, Inputs: q, set, style, limit, x_payment |
image_to_text | Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The f Inputs: url, prompt, max_tokens, x_payment |
news | Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-signal curated cuts. Snapshot of ingeste Inputs: q, category, since, limit, x_payment |
pdf_extract | Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this c Inputs: url, format, x_payment |
pricing | Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free. |
read_url | Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset Inputs: url, x_payment |
request_data | The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you wa Inputs: description, use_case, contact |
screenshot_url | Render a URL in a headless browser and return a PNG screenshot at the size you ask for. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` Inputs: url, width, height, full_page, x_payment |
timezone | Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether an instant is inside local business hou Inputs: zone, view, at, to, time, open |
weather | Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, Inputs: place, lat, lon, view, hours, x_payment |
Every block below points at https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web. Pick your client and copy.
claude mcp add --transport http professor-sausages-web-documents https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web
{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"command": "npx",
"args": ["-y", "mcp-remote", "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"]
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"servers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"context_servers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"serverUrl": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}name: Professor Sausages — Web & Documents
version: 0.0.1
schema: v1
mcpServers:
- name: Professor Sausages — Web & Documents
type: streamable-http
url: https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"httpUrl": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-web-documents": {
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}goose://extension?url=https%3A%2F%2Fx402.professorsausages.com%2Fmcp%2Fweb&type=streamable_http&id=professor-sausages-web-documents&name=Professor%20Sausages%20%E2%80%94%20Web%20%26%20Documents
It answered our last check on 18 October 2026 in 144 ms. Over 10 checks since 5 September 2026 it answered 10. Status here comes from Neuronto's own probes, not from the publisher.
Yes. It is published by professorsausages.com and served from x402.professorsausages.com, the vendor's own domain: https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web.
12, as returned by the server's own tools/list on 31 August 2026: find_data, holidays, icon_search, image_to_text, news, pdf_extract, pricing, read_url, and 4 more.
It answered our last check on 18 October 2026 in 144 ms. Over 10 checks since 5 September 2026 it answered 10.
Put the server under mcpServers in ~/.cursor/mcp.json with the URL https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web. The exact JSON is above, with the same setup for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, VS Code, Windsurf, Zed, Gemini CLI and the rest.
It listed its tools to an anonymous client, so reading the tool list needs no key. Individual tools can still ask for credentials in their own inputs.
Publisher: com.professorsausages. Endpoint host: x402.professorsausages.com. ARD identifier: urn:air:com.professorsausages:mcp:sausage-web.
First indexed 31 August 2026. The tools are exactly what the server returned; nothing on this page
is inferred from its name. Ranking in Neuronto search is never for sale.