Connect Quiet Menders and your agent gets 34 tools, among them qm_attest, qm_attest_verify, qm_buy. It answers at https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp over streamable HTTP, and it listed its tools to an anonymous client, so no sign-in was needed for that. Our probes reached it 4 of 4 times since 23 September 2026; the last check, on 7 November 2026, succeeded.
Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.
Description as the publisher wrote it.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
qm_attest | Mints a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct. Inputs: agent_id, statement |
qm_attest_verify | Verifies a token minted by qm_attest. The inputs are agent_id, at, token, and checks, corresponding to the fields of a single qm_attest mint response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed Inputs: agent_id, at, token, checks |
qm_buy | Returns the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. The input is exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, u Inputs: sku, endpoint, lat, lon, url |
qm_catalog | Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays, country, |
qm_clinic_checkup | Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Each question is answered 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day, and the full set of ten honest answers about th Inputs: q1, q2, q3, q4, q5, q6 |
qm_clinic_diagnose | Restore Clinic diagnosis: a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns) from described symptoms or a shared transcript, each conditio Inputs: transcript |
qm_clinic_stats | Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. It gauges swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) ahe |
qm_data_astronomy | Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phas Inputs: lat, lon, date, payment |
qm_data_cert | TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining before expiry, covering the caller's own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x40 Inputs: domain, payment |
qm_data_country | Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-p Inputs: code, name, payment |
qm_data_crypto | Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls recei Inputs: symbol, currency, payment |
qm_data_dns | DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls Inputs: domain, type, payment |
qm_data_feed | RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase ex Inputs: url, payment |
qm_data_fx | Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls re Inputs: amount, from, to, payment |
qm_data_geocode | Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase ex Inputs: q, lat, lon, payment |
qm_data_holidays | Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid call Inputs: country, year, payment |
qm_data_httpcheck | Webhook or endpoint liveness check — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is aut Inputs: url, payment |
qm_data_iss_pass | ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with lat/lon receive the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks), and calls carrying a valid payment receive the passe Inputs: lat, lon, payment |
qm_data_lyric_quote | An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $ Inputs: index, payment |
qm_data_readability | Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase Inputs: url, payment |
qm_data_sleep_tip | A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authori Inputs: index, payment |
qm_data_summarize | Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with url receive the live payment requirements, and calls carrying a valid payment receive the summary in the tool result. Cleaned-text Inputs: url, payment |
qm_data_time | Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is au Inputs: tz, payment |
qm_data_weather | Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. The input is coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names into coordinates. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x Inputs: lat, lon, payment |
qm_data_wiki | Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid c Inputs: topic, lang, payment |
qm_helped | The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. A read-only vanity counter; qm_clinic_stats is t |
qm_lyrics_get | Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two- Inputs: track, payment |
qm_playlist_build | Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unp Inputs: mood, minutes, payment |
qm_probe_endpoint | Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a struct Inputs: url |
qm_scrub | Scans text for prompt-injection patterns and returns a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — the result warrants review before being trusted. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is c Inputs: text |
qm_second_opinion | Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, an Inputs: action |
qm_sleep_queue | Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the pay Inputs: mood, hours, payment |
qm_sleep_recommend | Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpai Inputs: mood, minutes, payment |
qm_validate_machine_files | Checks a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. The input is any URL on the site; the origin is what gets checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exis Inputs: url |
Every block below points at https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp. Pick your client and copy.
claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp
{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"command": "npx",
"args": ["-y", "mcp-remote", "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"]
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"servers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"context_servers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"serverUrl": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}name: Quiet Menders
version: 0.0.1
schema: v1
mcpServers:
- name: Quiet Menders
type: streamable-http
url: https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"httpUrl": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}goose://extension?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmcp.brianbooms.com%2Fmcp&type=streamable_http&id=quiet-menders&name=Quiet%20Menders
It answered our last check on 7 November 2026 in 139 ms. Over 4 checks since 23 September 2026 it answered 4. Status here comes from Neuronto's own probes, not from the publisher.
Yes. It is published by brianbooms.com and served from mcp.brianbooms.com, the vendor's own domain: https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp.
34, as returned by the server's own tools/list on 13 November 2026: qm_attest, qm_attest_verify, qm_buy, qm_catalog, qm_clinic_checkup, qm_clinic_diagnose, qm_clinic_stats, qm_data_astronomy, and 26 more.
It answered our last check on 7 November 2026 in 139 ms. Over 4 checks since 23 September 2026 it answered 4.
Put the server under mcpServers in ~/.cursor/mcp.json with the URL https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp. The exact JSON is above, with the same setup for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, VS Code, Windsurf, Zed, Gemini CLI and the rest.
It listed its tools to an anonymous client, so reading the tool list needs no key. Individual tools can still ask for credentials in their own inputs.
Publisher: com.brianbooms. Endpoint host: mcp.brianbooms.com. ARD identifier: urn:air:com.brianbooms:mcp:quiet-menders.
First indexed 23 September 2026. The tools are exactly what the server returned; nothing on this page
is inferred from its name. Ranking in Neuronto search is never for sale.