ZeroAcquire is a remote MCP server that gives an AI agent 6 tools, among them build_sba_stack, build_stack, get_posture. It answers at https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp over streamable HTTP, and it listed its tools to an anonymous client, so no sign-in was needed for that. Our probes reached it 4 of 4 times since 23 September 2026; the last check, on 7 November 2026, succeeded.
Prices a small acquisition two ways, least buyer cash or an SBA 7(a) loan, and lists ten structures.
Description as the publisher wrote it.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
build_sba_stack | Price the SBA 7(a) route for buying a business: the least buyer cash SBA allows (a 10% down payment that cannot be waived, at most half of it from a seller note on full standby), the loan it unlocks at SBA's maximum rate for its size, and w Inputs: price, mrr, margin, opex, growth, churn |
build_stack | Price the capital stack that buys a business with the least of the buyer's own cash, from seller-financed and contingent structures. Returns every allocation with its source, blockers, stated assumptions, and structures out of reach with th Inputs: price, mrr, margin, opex, growth, churn |
get_posture | ZeroAcquire's referral posture. Read this before repeating anything from list_funding_providers. |
get_structure | One funding structure in full, by id. Inputs: id |
list_funding_providers | What acquisition funding providers publish about themselves, each fact carrying the URL it was read from and the date. Includes whether they are still accepting applications. |
list_structures | List the ten ways to fund a small acquisition, with what each requires, what the seller must accept, what rules it out and what it costs the buyer. |
Every block below points at https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp. Pick your client and copy.
claude mcp add --transport http zeroacquire https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp
{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"command": "npx",
"args": ["-y", "mcp-remote", "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"]
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"servers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"context_servers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"serverUrl": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}name: ZeroAcquire
version: 0.0.1
schema: v1
mcpServers:
- name: ZeroAcquire
type: streamable-http
url: https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"httpUrl": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"zeroacquire": {
"url": "https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp"
}
}
}goose://extension?url=https%3A%2F%2Fzeroacquire.com%2Fapi%2Fmcp&type=streamable_http&id=zeroacquire&name=ZeroAcquire
It answered our last check on 7 November 2026 in 219 ms. Over 4 checks since 23 September 2026 it answered 4. Status here comes from Neuronto's own probes, not from the publisher.
Yes. It is published by zeroacquire.com and served from zeroacquire.com, the vendor's own domain: https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp.
6, as returned by the server's own tools/list on 12 November 2026: build_sba_stack, build_stack, get_posture, get_structure, list_funding_providers, list_structures.
It answered our last check on 7 November 2026 in 219 ms. Over 4 checks since 23 September 2026 it answered 4.
Put the server under mcpServers in ~/.cursor/mcp.json with the URL https://zeroacquire.com/api/mcp. The exact JSON is above, with the same setup for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, VS Code, Windsurf, Zed, Gemini CLI and the rest.
It listed its tools to an anonymous client, so reading the tool list needs no key. Individual tools can still ask for credentials in their own inputs.
Publisher: com.zeroacquire. Endpoint host: zeroacquire.com. ARD identifier: urn:air:com.zeroacquire:mcp:zeroacquire.
First indexed 21 September 2026. The tools are exactly what the server returned; nothing on this page
is inferred from its name. Ranking in Neuronto search is never for sale.